Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday Night Fab Five: This Happened, I Swear! Edition

So I had this idea to post 5 things you may or may not know about me for this week's Friday Night Fab Five. I can't decide if this is an awesome idea, an arrogant idea or an idea that I will immediately regret as soon as I hit "publish". I decided to go ahead with it because in the World Of Blogging, nothing is quite as powerful as the feeling you can post whatever you want with no retribution whatsoever. And since I'm power-hungry *rawr* here is this week's Friday Night Fab Five:

1. In the eighth grade, I auditioned for "The New Mickey Mouse Club". I was rejected and as I was leaving the room, the Casting Director stopped me and asked me to sing the song I had prepared. I had one of those, "It's happening!" only-in-hollywood type of moments until half way through the first verse of my song he stops me and very politely tells me to get out. So had I been able to sing, I may have been a Mousekateer and have my very own "Behind The Music" by now.

2. On picture day in the fifth grade, we had a totally cheesy photographer that was making stupid jokes to get me to laugh. I was trying to hold in the laughs and as a result blew snot out of my nose at the very moment he snapped the picture. Luckily, my class was standing in line behind me and saw the whole thing. Ironically, the class bully came up to me afterwards and said, "Don't worry about it, that kind of thing just happens".

3. When I was around 5 or 6, I was at the grocery store with my mom. They had one of those big glass door freezers that holds bags of ice and I wondered to myself how cold it was in there once the door was closed. As Momma was checking out, I opened the door, climbed in and the door closed behind me. It was then that I realized that I couldn't get the door opened and it was also then that Momma noticed I was gone. I spent a minute or two watching her run back and forth in front of the freezer yelling my name. When she finally saw where I was, she was laughing so hard at me standing on bags of ice looking quite satisfied with myself that the manager had to come and open the door to let me out. P.S.-I was fine and yes, that freezer is cold with the door closed.

4. I have yet to understand why chocolate and potatoes come from plants but they don't help you lose weight. Hello? I figure that's a question I'll ask God while I'm filling my plate at the Potato Bar and Chocolate Buffet in Heaven.

5. When I was pregnant, Chris, Momma and myself went to Babies R Us to look at crib bedding. While there I accidently farted and instinctively said, "Oops, sorry y'all!" really loud. This wouldn't have been so bad except it was then that I noticed a sales associate sitting directly behind my backside at the special ordering desk. Oops!

Well, that's it for this week's Friday Night Fab Five! What's the point of a blog if I can't use it to entirely humiliate myself, right? Have a great weekend everyone!

13 comments:

  1. OH, I am SO laughing hard right now. I started to giggle at the freezer story but it turned into outright loud laughter at the fart story. I am a sucker for a good fart story. ok, that sounds terrible. I will stop now. Have a great weekend. Can I do a version of your Friday Five idea?

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  2. Thanks for the laugh... umm. I am not laughing at you ... but rather with you right? HEHE have a wonderful weekend!

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  3. omg, Too Funny!
    Thanks for that laugh, I needed it! xOxO

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  4. You are such a good sport to share those tibits with us readers! I was cracking up over the frezeer story as I was picturing the look on your mom's face when she discovered you in there! But then really lost it with the Babies R Us story! AHHHHH... thanks for a good laugh today!

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  5. Ok. that is freaking perfectly awesome! I love it so much..I just got done telling all the stories..I mean reasons...of why I am not stealthy.
    haha I love it girl!
    Have a great weekend!
    B

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  6. Hey there! Finally watched the whole Daybreak (part 1 & 2) of BSG. OMG!! It was amazing! So freaking awesome!! :D
    Hope you are having a good weekend so far!
    B

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  7. That entry gave me lots of laugh!!

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  8. Thanks for sharing!!! I got such a tickle out of all of these!!! So fun learning tidbits about our net friends!!!!! Loved the freezer story!!!
    Have a great weekend!!!

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  9. Girl, you are way too funny!!! I lvoe the Babies R Us one the best!!!!

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  10. haha the freezer one cracked me up!

    visiting from SITS!

    :)

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  11. That's a great list! I'm stopping in from SITS to say hi.

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  12. Those are just to darn funny! I have to say I think we have all been there! LOL

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  13. totally hilarious you power hungry chick :D

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