Thursday, July 16, 2009

A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To Poison Control....

The funniest thing happened to me this afternoon! Okay, so Toot's in her crib, taking a nap and she wakes up. Now sometimes she wakes up in a good mood and sometimes she wakes up on the absolute WRONG side of the crib. I'm not sure what makes the difference...

Anyway, she starts crying and I go in her room to get her. I pick her up and whisper soothing "Mommy of the Year" type things in her ear and then to jolly her out of this bad mood, I do something that never fails: I bury my face in her onesie covered baby tummy and proceed to give her kisses on her belly. lol Isn't that the funniest thing ever?!

It's not? You mean you don't think that...*rereading what I've written so far* Ah, I see now. I left out the part where HER DIAPER HAD LEAKED AND I DIDN'T NOTICE AND I BURIED MY FACE INTO TONS AND TONS OF PEE PEE!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

And we're talking freshly peed too. Not dry or sort of drying...soaking wet and yours truly bury her face in it and kissed it. What the...GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I went running for the sink and a washcloth. Blurgh!

*deep breath*

In other news, I finished another page layout in my artsy fartsy journal-y not really sort of book. This was made with some of the Happy Housewives kit and packing materials from Gauche Alchemy. Have I mentioned how much I love Gauche Alchemy? I haven't?! Well, I do so now it's been said!


Thanks for taking a gander at my little ole' bit of artsy what nots. See you tomorrow for another Friday Night Fab Five! Have a great evening everyone!

32 comments:

  1. Ohhhhhhhhhh that just sucks girl!!!!!! I've had Adam pee on me when he was a baby...but haven't experienced the face in the pee belly kiss yet (knocking on wood that it NEVER happens!!! LOL) :):):):) LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the journal page...and I think U and I have the SAME best friend! :):):):):):):):):):)

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  2. You're too funny girl! Yes, I think we've all had 'pee in the face' at some point, esp those of us with boys who were in a race to get that thing covered up FAST! so you are not alone my friend! xOxO

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  3. That is so funny and TOTALLY something that would happen to me.

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  4. OMG...I can't even imagine. Okay I dont' even want to imagine. Lol! That was a bit funny though! Lol!

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  5. OMG...I know better than to read your blog with a full bladder I'm peeing my pants, only you don't have to bury your face in my pee...LUCKY YOU!

    You are just so funny Maggi...you're an endless supply of giggles. I so adore you!!

    xoxo
    Karyn

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  6. haha!!! that's the worst!!! but it was funny to read :)

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  7. Howdy Maggi
    Been there ,LOL ,ewwwwww.
    Blessings to you and little Toot.
    Love the Bff and blue is true for any accent around my place.
    Have a fabulous evening and for goodness sake learn to look before you pick up Toot :)
    Ah if only I had learned that lesson myself.
    Seriously have a fabulous cool,relaxing night.
    Happy Trails
    Hugs

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  8. ugh! I think I just threw up a little. Glad you survived, I would be having nightmares for weeks. Guess that's why I don't have kids LOL!!
    I am sooo loving your book Maggi! You are totally on a roll and rockin' every page you do!

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  9. wow...my daughter is 19 and I do not miss things like that!!! and I love your book-thingy! very out of the box!

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  10. What a hoot! Lovely!

    xxLOL LOLA:)

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  11. omg, I just laughed so hard. that's classic ;-) I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. you poor thing! you have to keep that story somewhere for her though, she'll enjoy it when she gets older!

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  12. Ohhhh.. poor little girl,, you too! That must have been quite a shock..too funny. I love reading your blog and visiting. You have a great sense of humor and lovely ideas!

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  13. Too funny, made me think of the time my son let it rip right into my husbands mouth...yuckers!!
    Children are precious...at least you'll have stories to tell her boyfriend on that first date when he sits uncomfortably with you on the couch waiting for the lovely miss Toot to come downstairs !!
    Lovin the pages...awesome!!!!
    Hugs xOxO, Nerina :)

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  14. It's TOOT'S were talking about, isn't her pee like ... clean or something!!

    Like the winking lady in your journal-y book! I just winked back at her.xxx

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  15. what's wrong with pee? LOL ;) funnay! love your new page FABULOUSITY!

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  16. oh my when I read the title! Sounds like you got quite the surprise. ooooh and I LOVE the page, it's totally fabulous :)

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  17. Sorry Maggi,

    Got so caught up in the pee that I didn't comment on your LO...I love it! Nothing better than some bling bling and a bff...*wink*

    xoxo
    Karyn

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  18. So excited Miss Maggi- I have your friend making a button for me, yay! Next stop, blog makeover! XOXO

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  19. Black, bleck...hey, at least it was your own kid right?!?!?

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  20. Oh yuck.....but hey it has to happen sometime....!!! You just make me smile girlie!!! Love your creation....it is soooooooooo yummy~~~~

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  21. every girl loves a little bling bling!

    love the funny pee story, happens to the best of us *however mine includes stuff from the other end -eeeewww! (i didn't kiss it but still)

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  22. Oh my I bet you bout died when you did that!! I would have been sick lol:) Love your LO too cute!

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  23. Soo funny lol that would totally happen to me haha
    Love all your layouts!

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  24. No, no, no, NOT a *deep breath* when sniffing a diaper :-(

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  25. Ooohhhh, poor girl, that is absolutely brutal! I hope that nothing even remotely similar to that ever happens to you again!


    Fingers crossed for a much, much better weekend!
    ♥ Jessica

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  26. Sorry, but that's funny. Sorry.

    I love the art pages!!

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  27. Cute story...you are such a good mom!!! I don't know which is worse pee or throw-up!!! I have had both..probably throw-up! Have a great weekend!

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  28. Hahhaha I think anyone with a child has been there! I had a cousin who had bladder issues and I have/had a weight issue (yes I am getting to the point lol) anyway due to my weight insecurities (even at ten) she was to sleep on the top bunk. I on the bottom. I woke up wet but couldn't at first figure out why. Then realized it was dripping from the top of the bunk. IN my sleep state I wiped it, smelled it, then licked it only to realize a little late what the smell was as I was licking it. EWWWWW... I will never forget that. Sadly she was 12 (he bladder was due to her mom gave her alcohol as a baby to "cure" her colicklyness.. so not her fault) and we had to put plastic on the top bunk after that :(

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  29. What a great read! Love the winking lady in your book x

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  30. I am a blog hopper too and found yours today! Would you like to link to me? I just started today!

    scrapwithsuzy.blogpsot.com

    Thanks!
    ~Suzanne

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  31. Oh, yucky! Okay...does it help to know that pee is sterile??? Well, yes it is...especially from a lil' baby. I know, I know, it doesn't help much, LOL!

    Your little tags are cute!

    Thank you for entering my giveaway! Good luck to you!

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