Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Dancing With The "Stars". This week finds our "Stars" dancing their dance or whatever and then we're doing a "cha-cha-challenge". I have a feeling I'm going to be "bo-bo-bored". Most of the women are covered and most of the guys look like the Monopoly Guy so now I'm sure I'm going to be bored.
First up is that girl from ESPN who is wearing the horrid (albeit sparkly) color I specifically told 85, his partner and Brooke not to wear but since I don't like her all that much...let her wear it. Actually, they end up ripping off the boring stuff they're wearing and underneath is some sort of hot pink that stings the nostrils. Then she does her KISS impersonation:
I miss Jake...
Score for this chick: 9 - 9 - 9
Chad Ochocinco is next and their outfits have a whole lotta "no-no" going on. Men should never, ever be allowed to wear anything sheer. Never. Ever.
85's Score: 8 - 9 - 8
The Pussycat Doll is next...you know, the one that's an actual dancer? Her outfit is weird, she has like handkerchiefs hanging from her wrists or something. They do the waltz and these two need to stick to high energy stuff. Bo-ring!
Score for Dancer: 9 - 9 - 9
Pamela is next and she's back to being blond. She's dancing to that song that played when Alex P. Keaton broke up with his girlfriend on "Family Ties". Remember that? I was so sad when that happened! What? Oh right, dancing! They did fine.
Pam's Score: 8 - 8 - 8
It's Niecy's turn now and he partner is wearing a gray tux with tails. Yep.
Niecy's Score: 9 - 8 - 8
That figure skater guy is next and he's still crying cause he got all 7's last week. 7 is still closer to 10 than not, right? They do the tango to "Bust the Windows" which is a song I loved on Glee.
Anyhoo, their score: 10 - 10 - 10 There, now shut up about your stupid 7's already.
Now it's time for the "Cha-Cha-Challenge" where they all dance at the same time, then they dance alone, then I fast forward. The 6 couples are split into three and three: Pam, 85 and Pussycat Doll on one and ESPN, Figure Skater and Niecy on the other.
Score for Pam, 85 and Doll: 9 - 9 - 9
Score for Skater, ESPN and Niecy: 8 - 8 - 8
**They show a promo for "America's New Sweetheart" Ali, the new Bachelorette. No, she is NOT America's Sweetheart. *barf* She's some stupid girl that lucked up into her own show after quitting the one she was one and then trying to spin that into some B.S. about love and junk. Whatever. Yuck Yuck Yuck.**
And now the results! Unfortunately, Pam Anderson was sent home tonight and since I found her one of the more entertaining dancers on the show, I think I'm officially out. Before I stop blogging about the show however, I will go ahead and guess that 85 will go next, followed by Niecy, then that girl from ESPN and the Pussycat Doll and the Figure Skater will be in the top two.
Ah well, there you have it! :D
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